hairdresser on fire

in this case, hairdryer on fire. or rather, hairbrush set on fire that melted into my hair, resulting in BROOMhead and hundreds of dollars of hair products and an entire walgreen's aisle's purchase to correct the debacle.

this was once it was established that no, amy did not fill her shampoo bottle with NAIR. that's how bad it was. long story, but readers will be heartened by the knowledge that oats's hair is about 85% back to normal. apart from the travesty that is her tiger-headed mop thanks to martins overzelous use of bright orange `highlights.' can anyone say `auto-hair-care' from now on?